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A unwashed vagina that someone has cummed in
Emma: wanna eat my pussy
Jake: no, i dont want your mayo bussy
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Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!
“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige
A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.
The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.
Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
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1.A day in celebration of the pungent smell in a dorm room of left over nachos, sour cream, corona, and cuervo gold all with the lingering stench of puke, mexican style.
"Happy stinko de mayo, buuuuuuuuick!!"
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when a kid named matthew eats bread-mayo-bread sandwiches
marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!
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An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.
Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!
I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."
So inspiring!