combo meal

when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.

I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.

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Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

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fourth meal

A huge load swallowed at the end of a late night, after hours blow job. A play on Taco Bell's late night binge eating promotion.

When we got home from the club at 3 a.m. and my bitch dropped down on her knees and violently pulled out my cock,that's when I knew she was ready for some fourth meal!

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Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

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pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

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cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

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tish meal

relating to a shitty tasting food

this tish meal is horrible

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