meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

meat bolus

relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.

Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

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meat whistler

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

Meat Rage

A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).

People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.

Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

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