Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.
Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?
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A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.
"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."
"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
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to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
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Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter
random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head
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A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.
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A girl which another generation may have called stacked.
See also buxom, voluptuous.
Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/
Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.
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I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!
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