Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"
"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
Brúnkaður Melvin is the top definition for a black person named Melvin.
How can you be black and named Melvin, you are a Brúnkaður Melvin.
Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
A kid who got dumped at summercamp and got his heartbroken.
Black guy: Aye man, sorry that you got dumped.
White guy: Its alright. I feel like a Leelin/Melvin