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When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.
-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!
-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
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A fighting term used to reference the strength of ones chin. Someone with a mexican chin is capable of sustaining heavy punches without being fazed.
I cracked that mo'fucka in the face but he didn't drop. He must have a mexican chin.
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An incredibly unique and rare species. In fact, as of recently, only two are in existance. Recent efforts to keep the species alive have been less than sucessful. If you wish to donate to the SAGM (Save a Ginger Mexican) please call 1-888-GINGER
A Ginger Mexican is a red-headed individual who has somehow managed to avoid being kidnapped and sold in the black market in Mexico.
Look someone with red hair! I wonder if they were born in Mexico. You know Ginger Mexicans are pretty rare these days! We'd better call SAGM.
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The Mexican Tattoo was a practice often seen in the Wild West, where vigilante justice was often more common than justice administered by a lawman. It was a way of marking criminals with an indelible sign of their past transgressions, similar to branding, so society would know of their criminal past and keep a wide berth.
The Mexican Tattoo was delivered by digging one's stirrup into the offender's face or neck, leaving a distinct scar that could not be easily concealed. This was often coupled with the practice of dragging the offender behind a horse by the neck for a short distance.
The bounty hunter gave the horse thief a Mexican tattoo before sending him on his way.
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When at a bar, a high quality tequila is used, along with the other elements of a snakebite. However, the salt is snorted, the lemon is squeezed into the drinking customer's eye, willingly, by himself, and the tequila is shot. A new variation on an old favorite. This was witnessed at the The Brass Rail bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the existance of such a maneuver was verfied by the sober, non-drinking bartender. The now-sober owner, verified.
The Mexican Stuntman occured when the co-owner of the bar took a snort of salt, a squeeze of lemon in his eye, on purpose, and took a shot of fine tequila. It was witnessed by the co-owner of the bar and the sober bartender. The date was November 15, 2010. Until this moment, it had only been discussed in legend in bars everywhere. Mexicans everywhere have not been this proud since the Alamo.
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When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit
I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!
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A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.
So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.
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