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A college in the midwest where students are more loyal to their school than the Nazis were to Hitler with some going as far as to brand themselves with the infamous "block M".
Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE
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A place full of snobby kids that like to destroy other peoples crap!
Person 1~Look at those bratty kids fighting an recording it with the Iphone 7 Plus
Person 2~Yea they must be from Howell Michigan
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A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.
(In East Lansing)
"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"
"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."
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Taylor, Michigan is a suburb of Detroit located in the cluster of communities known as "Downriver" in Wayne County. Because of the alleged Southern roots of many of the city's residents, people of surrounding communities use the uninspired nickname "Taylortucky" to describe the city. In reality, the only part of Taylor that is seemingly exclusively redneck is the southwest corner. Other than that, the city is no different from any other middle-class American suburb. Due to the high population of solid Democrats, the city's population has been dropping since 1980 along with every other city in Wayne County. Although, at approximately 62,000, the city still houses more people than any other Downriver community. Other Downriver residents' contempt for Taylorites very well may be caused by the fact that Taylor is a larger scale city than the rest of Downriver (not only in population, but land area as well) and really the only significant one. Their contempt may also be caused by Taylor's poor school system which became flooded with residents of the highly ghetto city of Inkster years ago. Taylor is home to Southland Center, the only mall located Downriver, two golf courses, a large shopping district, a sportsplex, 5 grocery stores, a large city park known as Heritage Park, and many other fine establishments.
Taylor, Michigan might not be perfect (no city is), but it's still a nice place to live.
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The Michigan Mayhem is where you are fucking a girl in her ass. Then you proceed to bust a nut in her ass. Then you proceed to eat that nut out of her ass. Then when your done, you say "there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem".
Zack - What you do with Carly last night?
John - I had that Michigan Mayhem
Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.
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A woman who would be really hot if she lost 20-30 pounds. Describes 80% of the women in the State of Michigan.
You go to any public event in Michigan and see a Michigan Chick that would be so hot if she wasn't carrying that 20 extra pounds and a beer belly. Usually found with a Miller Lite in a Koozie in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
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The school that every person from michigan goes to if they didn't make it into the university of michigan.
Every person from michigan applies to both schools, the difference is Michigan State students students receive rejection letters.
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