my... oui oui baguette, if you will.
"I have a micro... oui oui."
I personally think it means very small
Before you were born you were a single celled organism and was MICRO
A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.
ey mate, fancy a micro tonight?
Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness”
Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick
Characterizing a person who is not in favor of rising prices, but not overly confident. Similar to bullish but to a lesser degree, and most often used in relation to events.
Matt: 'Do you guys have a lean for the number?'
Matt: 'We do, we are leaning bullish!'
Matt: 'A okay, I'm a micro- bull this week'
Matt: 'A micro-bull?'
Matt: 'You know, like a calf'
An object in which a land shark sits upon
Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven
An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.