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a phrase describing the average sexually addicted male with internet access. Who spends most of his online time devoted to finding, trading and cataloging new and free porn sites and pictures to further his collection
Most pedifiles engage in smut mining. The can be found useing MIRC because they think they cant be traced as they trade in their illegal pictures of usually french kiddy porn.
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passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
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Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."
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Archaic term for surface mine.
Let's go driving in the old strip mine, with your dad's Porsche Cayenne.
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Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.
Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
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The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.
Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."
Vasectomy Reversal ex:
"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.
The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.