mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

Your sisters a mister

Worse than “ur granny tranny” or “ur brothers a mother”. Every time this is said, the victim will implode into a ball of guts then blast into a shower of blood.

Joe: “Your gay.”
John: “Don’t make me do it.”
Joe: “Do what, pussy?”
John: “You’ve taken it too far.”
John: “Your sisters a mister.”
Joe: *Implodes then blasts out covering the walls in a red layer of blood and guts*

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

Ur Sister Mister

A sentence for countering "Ur Granny Tranny".

Person 1: Ur granny tranny.
Person 2: Ur sister mister.

ur sister mister

Ur sister mister is the next level of ur granny tranny. It is stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. Nobody who ever heard this sentence is alive.

John: Hey Jeff ur mom gay
Jeff: No u
John: Ur dad lesbian
Jeff: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur sister mister
Jeff: *jeff and his whole family instantly die and go to the deepest layer of hell*

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

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