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A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet
Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!
A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
somebody who is butt ugly with buck teeth
Yo, dude look like bugs monkey!
Most kick-ass game ever made. A Series of four, all four highly recommended.
Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
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One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.
Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.
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A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.
"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"
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A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.
Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.
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