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A person who eats snacks more than actual meals
I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster
The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
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City version of chuck Norris.
Someone who succeeds in everything they do.
"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "
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When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.
When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.
Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"
An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.
"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."