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morning bone

The Rise in your pants that occurs every morining

Hey bitch, help me get rid of this morning bone

by The Pollok March 13, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker August 29, 2005

1273๐Ÿ‘ 797๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

7304๐Ÿ‘ 4768๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Waterski

For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.

Corey and his 2 friends try to morning waterski every day.

by MasterBlaster6999 July 16, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone February 20, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning buzz

First nicotine buzz of the morning. Gives you a wicked head rush due to the nicotine content in your system being low after sleeping

"dude i just got the most intense morning buzz this morning i was wobbling like crazy"

by xboxsuckspsftw November 28, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž