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The Rise in your pants that occurs every morining
Hey bitch, help me get rid of this morning bone
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an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
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when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
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Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.
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For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.
Corey and his 2 friends try to morning waterski every day.
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In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.
She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.
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First nicotine buzz of the morning. Gives you a wicked head rush due to the nicotine content in your system being low after sleeping
"dude i just got the most intense morning buzz this morning i was wobbling like crazy"
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