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not all of the boonton township people hate moutain lakes! how dare you speak for all of us, maybe thats how you feel, but i would choose moutain lakes over any other school, so dont try and speak for me "bob" so get over yourself
moutain lakers and boonton township kids love each other!
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a small, snobby, rich, white, preppy suburb of new york that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with big houses and beautiful, rich, bitchy white girls who enjoy shopping. The boys are beautiful as well. If you don't have the newest model of bmw/mercedes/lexus when you get your license, you are looked down on. These rich kids think they can get away with whatever they want so they smoke pot, a lot, even at school....they're pretty smart. They store morphine in their lockers, and have any drug imaginable ready at hand because their parents give them the money to buy it. Beiruit's the name, drinking's the game. On any given night you can find the teenagers, and parents, playing this classic game in their basements. Tournaments are frequent and last up to 12 hours. This small town as an exceptional sports program for having such limited choices of players. Lacrosse players are gods and everyone plays lacrosse, if you dont you are killed. Most live here all their lives, so one has the same friends from when they are two years old, until they die because most return when starting their own families. The high school is a small piece of shit that is made up of mountain lakers, boonton townshipers, and a bunch of deaf kids. yes, deaf kids. This results in most of the high school population knowing sign language. it's awesome. You could probably count the minority race population of the high school on one hand. In fact, there was an article in the new york times about the lack of diversity in mountain lakes. This town is great if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.
person #1-"she's from mountain lakes."
person #2-"ohhhh that's why she is so gorgeous, rich, and bitchy."
person #1-"i know i want to be her"
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The sexual act of a man thrusting his penis between a woman's breasts.
My new girlfriend's boobs are huge, now I can finally do some mountain climbing!
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A slang term for breasts used by Jeff Mangum in his hit song "Communist daughter"
Semen stains the mountain tops
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When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.
guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
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Verb. To round up and sexually abuse a cluster of chromies.
Last week Anders broke his collarbone while trying to lasso a cluster of chromies on our mountain biking trip.
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An expression of dominance over another, usually delivered in a deeming respect to the recieving party. A belittling expression that equates the recipient to a weak and subservient homosexual, and sugests the party delivering the expression can do as they please. It is a vile insult. Has it's origins from the 2005 film Brokeback Mountain.
"I just teabagged your face buddy, welcome to the mountain."
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