murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

murdered at the rim

a state of being dunked on so hard that your heart stops beating

i just got murdered at the rim by requis yesterday

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

Sweet Murder

Used to describe a scene of awesome carnage. Can be used in a various array of situations, namely:
- Cool death scene in a videogame
- Finding a sweet piece of loot after killing a foe
- Accidental faceplant
... Also can replace the "cool" word

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*Playing Red Dead Redemption
- Oh shit a duel... Sweet Murder!
*Playing Diablo II
- Sweet Murder! A SoJ!!1!
*Watching death scene in Final Destination
- Sweet Murder!
*Two guys talking
- So yeah... I ended up doing that girl
- Sweet murder!

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

Murder of Fangirls

The collective noun for fangirls. Similar to a murder of crows, a murder of fangirls can represent fear.

A murder of fangirls are peaceful in their natural enviroment in the vast tumblr savannah but can become hostile when their OTP is questioned

Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.

Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.