baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.

"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"

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Mushroom Fany

The alias of Tiffany, a member of the Korean girl group, SNSD (Girls' Generation). Notoriously known for mispronouncing her nickname, "Brighter than Jewels" Tiffany, as "Brighter than Mushrooms" Tiffany; hence the nickname "Mushroom Fany." This has caught on with the SNSD fandom and has been adored by fans alike.

Tiffany: Hello! I'm "Brighter than mushrooms" Tiffany!

Fan: BWAHAHAHA!!! LOVE YOU MUSHROOM FANY!

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Mushroom stamp

To leave an impression of ones penis on another persons skin(Face preferably). 2. To Dick slap.(really hard)

The hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead

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Making a Mushroom

The act of moving one's bowels producing solid fecal matter.

Bo: Why does it smell so bad in the hallway?

Robbie: Someone forgot to spray after he finished making a mushroom in the bathroom.

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Mushroom Pie

A situation where a man has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, who at some point miscarries her child on the penis of the man.

I thought it was weird enough having sex with a pregnant girl, but then we made a mushroom pie... I still haven't gotten it all out of the sheets.

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magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

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RED MUSHROOM

A red mushroom is when a male cant get hard so he slaps his woman across the face with his jimmer-jammer untill it gets hard leaving a red mark resembling a mushroom.

"Dude, I couldn't get hard so i gave Angelina a red mushroom last night."
"Who?"
"Angelina, you know, the slut bomb."

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