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The best and coolest word used to describe the night before Halloween. Cabbage Night began in the middle ages. People would wrap each others horses with papyrus and throw rooster eggs at their neighbors. It remains today the primary word to describe the night before halloween. Recently, there has been an uprising of anti-cabbage night protesters aka the "Cabbage Deniers." The protesters will soon back down after they experience the force of Cabbage Night for themselves.
Hey Bubba, lets go toilet paper Liz's apartment and show her what Cabbage Night is all about!!! Dang! That sounds like fun!
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The first night in which ghetto carnivals open revealing old, rusty rides that have not been used in a year or have even been safety inspected. You just gotta wait until someone dies.
"I'm fucking hardcore man! I'm going on the rides on suicide night!"
"And I'm ganna wait a week until your ass dies in the Tilt-A-Whirl so I can ride it when they fix it after they pry your cold, dead body from the tangled metal and wire."
"I'm too high for this shit."
"Your mom goes to college."
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A woman who trades sexual favors for money.
Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."
Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."
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Feeling an individual has when, at one am, they feel overwhelmed, helpness, and generally melancholy.
Often times, thinking about ways to radically change ones life are the source of night sadness. Rarely every acted upon the next day. Common thought paths found during Night Sadness include; but, are not limited to the following:
Money Worries
Appearance Frustration
Purpose for Living
Death, who, what, when, where, and why
Family problems
Educational Mishaps
Lackluster Love life
The best cure for Night Sadness is sleep, as day will bring happiness and distraction from what kept you up during the night.
Susy stayed up until three in the morning contemplating life and death. She had a severe case of night sadness; and, the cure, sleep, was elusive.
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Thursday night partying because most college students don't have class on Friday.
Douchebag 1: Dude, it's college night! Let's get wasted!
Douchebag 2: Hells yeah boyee!
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a girl that you think is attractive until you see her during the day
Jim: hey theres the girl you were vibing with last night.
Ryan: where? she was such a babe
Jim: right over there. hate to say it, but she's a night light. consider yourself deceived
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a white girl who loves the black penis
That bitch cheated on me, turns out she's a night rider
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