Random
Source Code
Random
Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.
"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".
76👍 11👎
A phrase created by NYC based street artists. Taking the "Curb Your Dog" sign and altering it to say Curb Your Ego. The signs & stickers are all over New York City as well as other countries like Mexico, Italy, Spain, & England.
You better Curb Your Ego bro!
She needs to curb her ego with all those selfies.
23👍 2👎
When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.
Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.
30👍 6👎
MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone
o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "
7👍 53👎
This is the guy who craves attention from multiple woman. Charismatic and charming. He is Mr. likable. He most likely has a plethora of pussies he calls friends on his dark desert highway. So they can stroke his ego and enable him to feel better about himself. Absorbing the approval and validation.
They aren't necessarily bad guys but are absolute pussies because they don't have the balls to own the bad things they do. They could fuck the whole god damn world and STILL feel rejected!.
It's hard for this guy not to feel lonely. Most of his friends will either 'grow up' themselves and move on OR continue some sick pseudo relationship to 'use' the poor asshole.
They know how to make a connection.
Their dysfunction seems to be in keeping it.
I know that I'm done toying with you but can we still be friends? This way I can feel like less of a prick.
You're just the ego driven player whose looking for an ego stroke, not a friend. Sorry.
21👍 4👎
when someone roasts you so hard that your ego just dies on the spot.
- What’s up with Chad?
~ Brad roasted him so hard he won’t talk to anyone. I think he’s going through ego death.
31👍 357👎
See masturbation. See also porno.
"Damn man, that Jenna Jameson sure is an ego trip. It wouldn't be that way if I did her in real life though..."
20👍 215👎