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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..”“
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
…reblog dis if u cry evry time…
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A well-known jazz instrumental song by Dave Brubeck. Plays in 5/4 time signature.
I would like to learn how to play Take Five in piano, guitar, saxophone and drums! It's real catchy!
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The awkward mix between a high five and a hug, where one person believes the other is requesting a hive five, and the other a hug.
You should have seen their hug five, it was so awkward!
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(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
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weight put on during a student's first year of university study, due to a large amount of fast food and a sedentary lifestyle.
(From "fresher" = first year university student, and five = five kilograms (11 pounds), the amount research suggest students put on in their first year)
That girl was hot, until she put on the fresher five.
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When everyone acknowledges that a person will be back within five minutes and they therefore retain possession of their seat, even if they don't explicitly call fives.
Ben: Oh! My DoorDash is here.
==four minutes later==
Ben: Yoo-hoo, get outta my seat.
Max: No Way! You didn't call fives.
Ben: There was an implied fives, and everyone knows it.
*Everyone nods in agreement with Ben*
Max: Ok. You got me this time.
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Best shoe company ever. Five Ten makes cool looking shoes that are made for exciting sports. The bottoms are super sticky which is awesome for climbing rocks and walls, doing flips, slacklining, base jumping... even help you stick to the pedals on your bike.
I want a pair of Five Ten shoes.
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