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Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.
I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.
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Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.
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when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.
Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know
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It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.
The most beautiful, cutest, funniest, prettiest,and the list goes on. So under one word she is AMAZING.
Guy 1: wow that girl is beautiful
Guy 2: She must be a shannen de leon
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sum nigga from da hood, catch my drift lil jit
bruh, isrrael de - leon gomez, really wylin. mans rocked blood out w/ a shlime uppercut
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A REAL ASS PIMP!! mans dont take shit from no one but yet his money is always on a high billion dollas,
his pimp name is either whatever he creates or these two famous ones
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VNDETTUH
Tom Waddell
Man you saw Isrrael H. De - Leon Gomez yesterday ? my boi hit a lick on nem while we was at the corner store.
im tellin you, Isrrael sum else, he came out w a album called welome that went quadruple platinum !
thats vndettuh for yuh