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What she says.
He hears: "Fuck off and die."
He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
She: "We need to talk."
He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
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A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.
Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*
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1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.
2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper
3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.
Hey mike, how did you like the porno?
It Needs moar pooper!
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A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.
"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"
"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."
"What?"
"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"
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your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you
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Things have suddenly gone south!!!
Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.
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When something sounds weird out of context
“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”
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