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An awesome Stunt Man who is really kind and has lots of friends he loves Xbox and a wide varety of music but mostly old songs and Owl City
"Did you see that Stunt Man Dan video?"
"You'll never be as good as Stunt Man Dan!"
to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
Acting like they ain’t about whatever the context is
Her: Hey I ain’t a cheater
Him: Don’t stunt yes you are
Her:…..
The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.
"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"
"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"
When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up
Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x
When you see a girl or woman so beautiful, you propose to her the first moment you see her. You have a ring ready and she says yes too and you get married for life , and you tell her Father. That’s alright sir I’m about to pay for the wedding. I want to marry her now. And you take the time to know everything about her. What she loves so you can always do it. What she hates so you don’t ever do it and live happily ever after.
I’m stunting on you dumb guys wasting time when I snag her up.