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Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 21, 2010

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Sacrificial E-mail Account

An expendable e-mail account which is established for registrational purposes, so as to catch all relative junk mail, keeping the user's primary e-mail account unaffected.

"I just registered with www.girlswithbadbreath.com, but I was smart this time and used my sacrificial e-mail account address - so I won't get all the trash mail (or evidence) in my work e-mail."

by swt1124 October 29, 2008

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My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

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Just put it on my account

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

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Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 25, 2008

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ROBLOX account (kid friendly)

NOT the creator of Roblox. Builderman is the creator and CEO of Roblox.

Roblox is a replacement of the very first account on Roblox, admin. Roblox has every single item made by Roblox in Roblox!
Roblox is not the creator of Roblox and is a automated account.
The Roblox account's jeans are not obtainable although you can get items that look similar to it in game. Such as jeans, which cost only 1 R$, standing for robux, the Roblox in-game currency. Currently robux can be obtained by buying it for real money, getting it from others buying any products you made, or buying a membership. You can also use these websites:
1. Rbxrewards.com
2.oprewards.com - the most popular free robux generating site that really works.
3. Rblxgold.com

I went to the Roblox account, and bought the latest limited u item he owned.
This part is so I can submit the definition (so please ignore): ROBLOX account (kid friendly)

by Mollisme July 4, 2019

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yams in my bank account

A fine quote from Twenty-one Savage

"I am the proud owner of eight yams in my bank account" or "My new worth is equivalent to eight yams."

by Stingray-Johnson October 6, 2017

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