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A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.
Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.
A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.
Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.
When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.
"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"