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Don't be fooled. North Miami is not Miami at all. If you like not getting mugged, don't live here. If you like decent people, don't live here. If you like having peace and quiet and not hearing sirens 24/7, don't live here. If gunshots scare you, don't live here. In fact, I just heard two gunshots while writing this. Miami is also pretty dangerous, probably more dangerous, but at least it has something going for it. North Miami sucks. There's nothing here. "Hey I'm going on vacation to North Miami" said nobody ever.
I just got mugged in North Miami last night.
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Phrase: A somber decree, given to your victims after you obtain your revenge.
The phrase comes from Game of Thrones episode 1 of season 7.
You just got our boss fired!!!
The north remembers...
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1. The Coldest Damn State Within The Borders Of The US. Ironicly They Made A Movie About Us Called Fargo. Whats Even More Ironic Is How Much Truth Is In The Movie.
2. State Where The Seasons Are Renamed To:
HEll On Earth, Mosquito, HELL On Earth Frozen Over, Constrution.
weatherman: well tomarrow is going to quite alot warmer but still a bit brisk. the high is going to be -40 degrees and the low will be around -60. and dont forget about that windchill.
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Small little one horsetown to the east of minnesota. Very lame place to live. With nothing to do there, but get high, drunk, or something incredibly stupid.
North Branch is the lamest town on earth.
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Hardest neighborhood in city of Omaha, NE. Location of most of the city's projects, gangs, and drugs. Includes Benson and Florence neighborhoods.
We were rollin through North O at 2:00 A.M. one night and got carjacked.
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An all white school with little diversity in Eldridge, Iowa, that cracks down on juuling more than bullying. You either have a bf / gf or your single going after people in relationships. You will find a girl wearing a Nortic Beach in each classroom. Lifting and early bird are more important than your education. Has names for different parts of the parking lot, but still not big enough for everyone. “It’s a Crisis” *Almost has a school shooting*
someone: “You go to North Scott? I saw you guys on the news for the Juuling Crisis”
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A term of endearment used for the yankee States long unappreciated after the Dirty South earned the same title involving endearment for confederate States.
Although the war of brothers and fathers has long ended the dirty north flies under one United flag with the dirty south..
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