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The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.
"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."
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Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.
Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie
Minutes later
Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns
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Engaging on overt description becoming lyrical over a certain issue
What ye rattling on about this time?
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when you go out for a good time, but to nowhere specific.
Luke: What happened last night?
Kris: Nick and I just went for a dangle about town.
Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
Friend: How is your night so far?
You: Nothing to wall about.
The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long