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well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die
I'm shy and ready to die
A more appropriate term for the psychiatrist who spends time helping the "shy" and timid "guys" with social disabilities who can sometimes go on to blow up a school.
Kurt- "Mrs. Bailey's so afraid of my silence people say she might send me to a psychiatrist"
Brian- "More like a Shy-guy-atrist..."
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When a girl (typically a white, thin girl with a fringe) is high school gets away with stuff because they're quiet to teachers and asks stuff politely
Shy girl: excuse me, miss, is it okay if I do the test tomorrow at lunch? It's just, I've been ill (lie) and haven't had time to prepare, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Teacher: of course! No I totally understand
Other kids: ugh, I bet she's gonna cheat, just putting on a shy girl facade...
Shy girl: *proceeds to cheat on test*
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When you go to defecate on your partners chest, but your butthole can't perform.
"We just finished banging one out. It came time to steam on her chest, but I got shy eye, bro."
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Shy pig describes a White person covering his mouth with his hands. The reason behind this is he’s a hybrid. Normally a White person has a small mouth and thin lips. However his father is a Black, so he has thick, fat, big lips. That’s why he’s covering his lips with hands.
Shy Pig
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When your dick gets shy because you're too high.
Gab: Why is your dick soft
Nicko: I Just smoked
Gab: You got shy dick syndrome again????
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orignally to dog bites, now means that once somebody has gotten hurt or had something go wrong will be afraid to try it again (especially in love)
If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.
elle was once bitten twice shy since her last relationship.
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