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A once elegant very wealthy and sophisticated city, with a famous waterfall, now run into the ground by ignorance, politics and false hope. Pictures today of Falls Street, Main Street, Fourth Street, Park Place and Buffalo Avenue compared to 1880 tell the entire story.
Your family lives in Niagara Falls, NY still? No, we lived in Niagara Falls, thank you.
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Drunk, high, and stoned 8th Graders on every block standing outside one of the hundreds of bars on 1 block. Looks great for raising kids until they are 18 and your picking them up from the Flo Po station because Officer Groshans found you in Centennial Gardens at 1 in the morning with a beer and your stoned out of your mind. And the best part is, you wont even remember it
"Oh so your from Floral Park, NY! I had a cousin who grew up there, he's in Jail now. When was your first drink?"
"Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa"
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Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)
One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)
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Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.
Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.
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Probably the best game released in 2004, and the best game ever released in the world! It was the sequel to Def Jam Vendetta, and had over 60 characters on the game, 43 being real people. It featured such matches as the Window Match, the Burn em' match, and the Train match. It had some of the same moves that were from Def Jam Vendetta, and also had new moves. You could use the environment, and the crowd as a key factor in any fight you had on the game. The game featured such people as Method Man, Christopher Judge as D-Mob, Redman, Ludacris, Sticky Fingaz, Memphis Bleek, Carmen Electra, Shawnna, Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes, and etc. If you don't own it now, you should really get this shit!
Friend 1: Have you ever heard of Def Jam Fight For NY?
Friend 2: Fuck yes! It's the shit!
Friend 1: Wannaplay it?
Friend 2: Fuck Yeah!
www.youtube.com/user/MINIWHEAT70
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The most wonderful chinese resturant in all of Pelham. Consists of fast service (maybe too fast) and great food.
Hurry! Alison, Meg, Clare and Elena all have to get to Pelham Palace, Pelham NY!!
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Noun: NY-QUIL enhanced REM sleep and dreams.
What happens when you take a regular, adult-sized dose of Ny-Quil, pass out into the obligatory coma and dream about hamsters the size of cattle chasing you through Disney World's "Magic Kingdom" until you fall down, they strip you naked and tie your shoes.
"Last night I was so sick. I took some Ny-Quil. Next thing I know, the "Where's the Beef" lady from the old 80's Wendy's commercials was lubed-up and riding me like a mechanical bull in a strip bar. It was like Ny-Quil on Elm Street"!
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