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That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
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The incorrect Melbourne adaptation of something being "wrong" (i.e. "that's just wrong") with the apparent Sydney obsession for "beer o'clock" (that time of day when one truly feels the need for a beer), resulting in something being "wrong o'clock", a term which ironically in itself is wrong o'clock!
Banana: "Why is she wearing trackies tucked into her ugg-boots with an Alannah Hill top?"
Siddo: "I don't know, it's just wrong o'clock."
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Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.
Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.
"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."
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The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.
"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."
any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
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A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
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