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Taking random items found in the office environment and balancing them in a vertical stack without knocking over the item placed by the previous person
Mad Office Jenga skills: Windex spray bottle with tape dispenser stacked on top of a binder on edge all on the edge of a cube wall.
to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)
Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.
two people who work together that spend inordinate amount of time together outside of the office.
sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?
That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.
one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.
Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.