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an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.
hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?
cindy: but its only thursday.
hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.
cindy: aw, too bad
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Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.
Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.
"Happy Fat Tuesday."
"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."
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The day where in middle school every dumb fuck slaps each other's titties
Hey guys guess what!! ITS TITTY TUESDAY!
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A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.
Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!
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The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.
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When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.
Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'
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