When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
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An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.
Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!
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Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.
After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."
Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.
Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"
small pieces of shit intertwined with tiny ass hairs and bikini lint
" She Flicked her fucking nasty Bikini Crumbs on to me" .. " oh really that means she likes you!"
A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.
"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"