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when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!
guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times
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style of drum and bass characterized by aggresive sounding basslines with plenty of LFO which gives them a wobbly sound. Tempos are usually faster than other styles of dnb. sometimes reggae/ragga samples are used to add more badman flava.
jump up is sometimes looked down upon by listeners of other styles of drum and bass, as being simple music for simple brained chavs. i suggest these people go to a jump up night, get spannered and stop acting like cunts, u don't have to be a chav/rudeboi to enjoy this music! it may not be as complicated as other sub-genres but it gets people dancing!!!!
i love jump up, but i also like other styles of dnb.
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To bail out, jump off the wagon, quit the team.
"You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When you trying get this money for the rent
For the Cadallics and gas money spent
Will cause a whole lotta bitches jumping ship"
-from "Hustle and Flow"
Will: "How's it going with my little sister Janie?"
Johnny: "Stupid whore decided to jump ship. She found out about my 'business trips.' Well, she forgave me for that. But then she found out that I banged your mom indabutt. But then the got over that. Then she found out I knocked up her best friend. But that was cool in the end. Then she caught me with that goat. But whatever. Then there was the time she found out about my fourteen wives in Utah, my tendency to murder prostitutes, and my penchant for eight-year-old boys, including your little brother, who I molested several times and put on the internet. But she forgave me. Then I forgot our 7-month anniversary, and she DUMPED ME!!! Stupid fucking skank-ass gutter slut cock-gobbling trick. I think I'm going to shoot her."
Will: "You forgot your anniversary? You deserved it, you asshole! And don't call my sister a 'trick'!"
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Occurs during doggie-style sex when the man is thrusting vigorously into the woman's vagina, then abruptly pulls out and jabs his penis in her anus. The "curb" in this case is the woman's perenium (or "taint"). If the woman complains, the mans feigns innocence and claims it was an accident.
Last night my old lady said she didn't want anal, so I just jumped the curb.
If you jump the curb enough, your girlfriend will figure out you're doing it intentionally.
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The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.
After the jump, we'll discuss the President's foot fetish.
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The act of jumping really high. Most commonly used by white kids who belive in the stereoype that all black people can jump really high speacialy used in videogames as doing something like a double jump or any thing that makes you jump higher.
Matt: Hey how do you get to that sniping spot?
Dan: Stand right next to it and do a nigga jump.
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Refers to a 1970's TV sitcom. It had a main character known for being the Coolest guy on TV (The Fonze). As the series entered one of its last seasons, the writers had this oh-so-cool guy waterskiing in his trademark leather jacket, to jump a shark. It was truely the moment when the series went downhill from there and was soon mercifully cancelled.
Rober Jordans book series 'The Wheel of Time' jumped the shark in book four and has gotten worse ever since.
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