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Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
A three-month loaf of bread looks like Jock Itch.
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Someone of Scottish origin who has lived in England long enough to pick up the language, slang and mannerisms of the English and to the Scottish ear may sound English but is in fact not.
May even on occasions claim to be English, this is usually given away by a twang of their original accent.
Someone who denies being Scottish, calls kilts skirts and can't understand anyone from Scotland.
"Pom" as in English.
"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
He may sound a bit English but he's Scottish and denies his heritage of the famous TV Series Take The High Road... he's a Pom Jock.
Someone who masturbates in a sock.
Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!
This is a way to describe someone you is active and likes sports and overuses words like “broooo” and “dudeee” and look like they hit the gym a lot but also have a dark depressed emo side to them and are not like the others. You will typically find your local emo jock trying to eat toes or raising their eyebrow Dwayne the rock Johnson style and they are typically found on the foot ball pitch wearing all black.
You: Broooo I’m gonna hit the gym it’s the only thing that fills my empty broken heart
Me: Your such an emo jock
Most likely a buff, muscular, masculine young dude that gays refer to as a 'jock.' Likely to have a huge cock. Mostly preferred by gays too ;)
Fuck.. I want that gay jock to fuck me with his huge dick.
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an individual who is somewhat obsessed with sports, but does not beat up the small kids. That would be one of the differences between jock and smart jock.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.
an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.
an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.
an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.
"Wow! You guys are really smart! I can't believe you got 90 in Physics!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"
"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."
"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"
"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"
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1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
That guy was totally on your jock.
She is always on my jock.
Get off my jock.
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