when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself
dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody
When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.
Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.
Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.
After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.
lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick
Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected
Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?
Yeah, that’s totally loose change
When in a scenario where everyone is naked (usually in locker room or the showers), and you stick your finger in their butthole when they look away.
Hey Mike, let's give the newbie a loose one
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the follow up band to one of the greatest bands fingertight, or a pussy or ass hole so big it is fist loose!
his fist slid right in her ass with ease because she was fist loose
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