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noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.
not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker
trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"
daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"
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Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.
"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"
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The moment during a threesome involving 2 males and 1 female where the males' balls collide in the heat of passion.
It's not gay until the balls touch.
"Tom and Jerry were double-teaming Amy in both holes when the place turned into a pool table."
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The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"
"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's
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The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.
julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "
rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "
jose: " fuck my life "
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To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.
Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!
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A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
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