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The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.
Performing oral on a taco as if it were a cock.
Aww man the taco and I had fun last night doing taco oral.
The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.
Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
“Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”
The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.
Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.
Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"