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Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.
Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
“Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”
When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.
I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.
The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.
When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.
"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"
When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.
My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!