kuh-owned

similar to owned, but on a higher, awesomer level. Trademarked by Zach and Ash.

"omg. my head totally just got blown off in gta."
"KUH-OWNED!"

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Own Par

When you try and Par someone or something off but you end up being parred yourself.

trying to give out the bant but getting the joke wrong leading to an Own Par,

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Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

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Power own

Long for the word Pwn.

Dude you just got Power owned (AKA Pwned).

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Black Owned

Term coined by Blacks to describe a White woman addicted to the sensation of breaking a taboo through interracial intercourse. Just as pedophilia is addictive, so is interracial intercourse. Hence the phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back."

Dat White girl love duh degradation of being black owned so bad we got her ass on lock down.

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kuh-owned

Similar to owned or ownage, owning with extreme force

Dude your Girlfriend totally kuh-owned your ass.
Haha did you see steve? he did a face plant into the concrete, KUH-OWNED

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OWNED OUT

owned out - the plural of owned,ownage; someone beaten excessively in a computer/console online game to the extent of losing consiousness

exampled on most nerds/computer geeks

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