Mongrel Parenting

A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.

Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.

Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child

Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

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Strict parents

The worst kinds of parents

They decide food

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words

You have strict parents

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Strict parents

The worst kind of parents

The device food

They decide bedtime

They think stupid idiot dumb shut up sucks fart turd and hate are bad words

Strict parents are the worst

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Narcissistic Parent

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.

If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.

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Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

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