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A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda
Homeless man: spare change?
Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!
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A interrogative statement requesting the current status(peep) of the situation(sitch) unfolding nearby.
Abbreviation for "peeping the situation"
Bro, you go to the party first and peep the sitch, tell me if its poppin', then let me know if I should come down.
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Peeping toms are young, undesirable man who look in windows, holes, fences, etc. to SECRETLY watch women. The secretive nature of the activity is as important as seeing her naked. Almost all peeping toms are harmless, but everyone likes hating them. Masturbation is rarely part of peeping.
The peeping tom tiptoed up the ladder, snuck across the ledge, and watched Sarah shower in the nude since her blinds weren't closed all the way.
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A fuckin' bad to the ass muthafucka that likes to go commando & is charming as crap. I hate him for that...I can't wait to meet this guy in person so we can drink Jolt and have a crazy wild night of...playing checkers.
You is fine as crap...but you aint no JOE PEEP!
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Someone who has engaged and/or engages in coitus with someone with whom you have also had sexual intercourse with.
Originally from the television series Scrubs.
Josh and I both had sex with Sarah so we're peep cousins!
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The process of letting a friend know that they are both in deep shit. With friends this occurs most time completely by accedent, when it should have been thought about more carefuly at the time.
Girl: I need to tell you something bro, but you can't bitch slap me until I'm done explaning. Ok?
Guy: I told you I'm fine with....
Girl 'Inturupting guy': It's not about that, but it's a big deal man. Now listen for once!!! I videotaped us having sex.
Guy: What!!!!!
Girl: No joke. What can I say other than I have the morals of a man see: whore see: pissed off see: He's a scum bag
Guy : So you fucken taped it???
Girl: I know. It was horrably stupid, but you pissed me off. I knew you were full of shit and would F' me over 1 day.
Guy: Where the hell is the tape???
Girl: Yeah about that. We In Deep Peep! My house was robbed a while ago and they took the camera, the tapes that were in the bag with it and a certificate of mine too.
I taped us 4 times....umm the car, peach lotion and called 2 others on that tape bent ova bungelo. Don't ask!
Guy: Bitch, say Your Fucken Joking!
Girl: I wish I could man. I mean. . . Who the hell steals mini tapes that say 'Family water park pray and spray' video on it?
****Guy is now extreemly pissed with no words, but a very angry face*****.
Girl: Look I need you to help me figure out if any dipshit thief has pwnd a old school mini video recorder. I've checked and asked everywhere. No one has seen it or the tapes. So unless you want to be called Mike Hancho with you snow white asscheecks spread apart for the glorifacation of the world to see, ya might want to help out! How do you think I feel knowing some creep is jerkin it to you and I bumpin it on the hood of my car and a few other places.
Guy: I'm gonna fucken kill you...
Girl 'with hands blocking face': I know!!!
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The Monday directly following Easter. This day one can buy a large assortment of Peeps at ridiculously low prices. Peeps day is celebrated with much laughter, joy and eventual sugary regret.
Person 1: I am so excited.
Person 2: Why? Cause it is Easter?
Person 1: No. Because tomorrow is Peeps day.
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