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Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.
Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?
I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"
Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
When you go out and peg a ginger
Lauren: Boyd I’m going to peg you
Boyd: No your not
Lauren : Yes I am it’s “Peg a ginger day”
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A position in which one partner pulls on the other partners leg during sexual intercourse. Often times, this results in the severing of the limb at the knee or hip.
“Give me the peg leg maker” she cried. “Harder!”
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It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.
me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!
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the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.
KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."
All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"
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A game that is played with two players who stand facing each other and throw a knife into the ground between the other person's legs.
Lessa: Dude, what is with the bandaged foot?
Steve: Oh, Sparky and I were playing mummi peg and he missed and totally sunk the knife into my foot.
Lessa: Ha ha haa ha! Dumbass.
Steve: Bitch.
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When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.
Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!
Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!
Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!