When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting
Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night
A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen
Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.
When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.
They still talk everyday but she pen zoned him
A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.
Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.
A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”