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A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.
Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."
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When someone has a really round head, like the rubber end of a pencil.
Especially when their hair is straightened.
You've got a pencil head!
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(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy
My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.
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normal sized penis and a large stretched out vagina, or, a normal vagina and a itty-bitty penis interacting
hey bob, i banged melissa the other night! she was so loose, it was like putting a pencil in a trashcan
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A receptacle, usually a small bag, or rather, a "case," used to contain pencils, as well as pens, markers, other obscure writing utencils. Also contained may be stationary items such as white out, white out tape, highlighters, paper clips, scissors, post-it notes, mini post-it notes, brightly colored post-it notes, post-it notes in fun shapes, mini staplers, mini staples, mini rulers, mini tape measurers, protractors, compasses, mini calculators, and the odd brad or two. Some students like to store their breathmints (preferred brand: vicky's mints) and/or pieces of gum in their pencil cases for easy access.
Pencil cases are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, and patterns, usually a bit longer than the length of a pencil. Everyone has a practical use for one. Young third grade students may use the larger, plastic models to store their crayolas and gluesticks, while disgruntled eighth period honors precalc/ trigonometry teachers have a more complex model with many zippers and straps to organize contents. A dandy surprise content of a teenage student's pencil case would be a condom.
Sarah: "Meghan, wherever shall I store my pencil, mini colored fun shaped post-it notes, vicky's mints, and condom?"
Meghan: "Why, in your pencil case silly!"
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The act of tapping stationary (most commonly pens or pencils) on the edge of a table or book to emulate the rhythm of a song played on one's ipod or in one's head. This inevitably has the effect of irritating everyone around the pencil drummer and causing him/her to be hit around the head with a textbook, salmon or any other heavy object to hand.
Often accompanied by terrible, unaccompanied singing on the part of the drummer.
Person 1: 'dum da ba dum da ba dum da ba-'
SMASH
Person 1: 'Fuck dude, what was that for?'
Person 2: 'Quit pencil drumming. Douche.'
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when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.
Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.
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