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The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.
1) HELL
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.
The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing
Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace
a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
When a man takes a dump on a woman's chest and then sits on it.
I gave that girl a Pennsylvania pancake!