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The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.
1) HELL
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming
An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.
The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.
When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing
Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace
a metal tube similar to stove exhaust. Inside near the base, about 3 or so inches off the bottom there is a grate that you put the charcoal on. Under the grate you can put newspaper or those little soaked starter cube things. The small fire utilizes the chimney effect for a solid charcoal lighting with no lighter fluid needed. Once the charcoal is well lit, you dump it into whatever grill you are using.
I take my Pennsylvania chimney and place it on top of my side burner for pots on my propane grill and set it to high. It lights the coal in zero time. They are a great investment if you use charcoal regularly.
When someone makes something up and people talk as if it was a thing all along
He pulled a Pennsylvania chimney and the whole forum believed him.