this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

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planet fitness pants

planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels

damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.

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class m planet

Any planet whose terrain is similar to that of southern California.

Spock: Captain, this planet has a remarkable resemblance to the scrublands of the former Earth state known as California.

Kirk: No Mr. Spock, this is not California, this is a class M planet.

Parking Structure Planet

A parking planet originally called Blorch but was then invaded by Invader Skooge.

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planet destroyer

A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.

My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.

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Animal Planet

A good place for furfags and zoophiles to bust a nut.

Furfag: I busted a nut to Animal Planet yesterday.

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Disney Ass Planet

Its when you are in line at disneyland and the person in front of you has an incredibly large ass.

J: this line is taking forever

A: yeah but check out the view

J: Disney Ass Planet?

A: You bet

J: Im going to go throw up

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