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The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
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The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.
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A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away
Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
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A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.
Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.
They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
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When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.
Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.
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Any person, usually a girl with an really flat ass. Tends to kill the mood on sight.
Grow a ass! You plank ass bitch!
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