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When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.
Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!
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The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks
"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"
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This expression comes from Hebrew.
It means to be "goal oriented", "laser focus" and "going for it".
Someone: Everyone, we are going to climb this mountain as fast as we can!
You: Yeah! Poison in the eyes!
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When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day
Guy1: Im so made at her right now.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.
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When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
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A euphoric sensation received after and/or during listening to an excessive amount of Led Zeppelin.
I am constantly suffering from Led poisoning.
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Where a person or persons are subjected to much "My chemical romance" songs. The first signs of the poisoning are a urge to dress in a Emo mana, second sign, results in the urge to sing like a banshee, the third, is an urge to perform selfharm and the last is Death, due to the last stage of the poisoning. There is only one cure for this terrible diease and this is the Mega Riff.
used as a noun to describe the diease itself:
"you have MCR poisoning"
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