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the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.
Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!
Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?
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Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.
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A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.
Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.
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The act of masterbating on a used tampon, and forcing it into your partners mouth. Used primarily in the 1970's, during the Cold War. Often compared to the Polish Fugescicle which involves shit instead of semen.
After the evening at the Opera, I took my date home and gave her a Polish Creamscicle
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cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way
after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast
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To provide suction through the mouth upon the rear end of your partner resulting in a hickey (sunburn), then finishing up on their newly found "sunburn" (sunscreen lotion).
Upon finishing, you must slap the sunburn after the lotion is applied to receive the proper finale.
Hey man, I heard that bottom-bitch got a Polish Sunburn from you the other day from Mike?
Yeah, twas rather erotic.
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To gather a group of 6 - 8 naked - eastern european men in a room that is no larger than 6 foot x 6 foot and is windowless. Occupants of said room then from a circle in which they are positioned one behind another. The aforementioned men then grip the nutsack of the man to their front (using right hand) and use left hand to collect fresh shit from their own poophole. The man who succumbs to the pain of nutsack squezzing first must then consume the shit of all others using only a bendy straw.
Igor and friends must have completed another polish funhouse.....his breath smelled like a piece of corn laden shit
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