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Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.
Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')
Friend ('Where are the stones?')
Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."
Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.
The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.
Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.
I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!
Definitely a group anal, pegging, shit fuck party. Definitely not a MTB trail in New Hampshire, US.
6 of my friends are going to pudding pond tomorrow and won’t come back the same.